32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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