is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Houston, we have a blender
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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