his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
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I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
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I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?