Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(347): View more from New York

i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties

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(415): View more from California

how hairy? two words: wookie tits

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(512): View more from Texas

After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes

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(516): View more from New York

Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.

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(905): View more from Toronto

I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"

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(703): View more from Virginia

So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win

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(805): View more from California

The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown

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