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(850): View more from Florida

it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.

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(850): it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco. http://tfl.nu/l4az

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(650): View more from California

Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.

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(650): Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not. http://tfl.nu/h9ye

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(810): View more from Michigan

ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth

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(810): ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth http://tfl.nu/99n5

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(802): View more from Vermont

Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?

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(802): Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit? http://tfl.nu/yu0u

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(540): View more from Virginia

Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.

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(540): Also thongs make me have to fart a lot. http://tfl.nu/ra92

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(714): View more from California

you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...

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(714): you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom... http://tfl.nu/jilx

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(607): View more from New York

The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?

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(607): The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her? http://tfl.nu/qpjw

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(512): View more from Texas

That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.

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It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?

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Is your card paying for my plan b?

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(512): That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender. (210): It was my card, so what do you care that you lost? (512): Is your card paying for my plan b? http://tfl.nu/703j

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(509): View more from Washington

no you're not allowed back

(412): View more from Pennsylvania

come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night

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(509): no you're not allowed back (412): come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night http://tfl.nu/ng3d

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(563): View more from Iowa

I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?

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(563): I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join? http://tfl.nu/9f19

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.

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(732): Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish. http://tfl.nu/b0yx

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(760): View more from California

Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.

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That was one of the best texts I got today

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(760): Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner. (818): That was one of the best texts I got today http://tfl.nu/vb5p

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(760): View more from California

I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.

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Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped

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(760): I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire. (951): Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped http://tfl.nu/trsg

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(703): View more from Virginia

YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!

(202): View more from Washington, DC

Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...

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(703): YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!! (202): Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me... http://tfl.nu/al91

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.

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(262): Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition. http://tfl.nu/kdlv

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