Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
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I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
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my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize