My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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