Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
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Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
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My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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