Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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