He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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