please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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