Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
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And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
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One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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