i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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