none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome