strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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