69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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