Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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