That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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