i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
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I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
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I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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