He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
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Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
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I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
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