so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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