I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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