so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Just high enough for therapy.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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