I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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