The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
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It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
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Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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