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you win
I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
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She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
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I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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