you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
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My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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