Your mouth is God's brothel.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.