Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
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What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
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If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.