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  A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I intend to get homeless drunk

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• (661): View more from California

  I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...

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  Does an alley count?

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out

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• (916): View more from California

  on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.

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  your optimism is becoming unhealthy

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face

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• (315): View more from New York

  The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.

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