I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
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don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
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Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
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