theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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