so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
and you fell through a lawn chair
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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