Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
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