If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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