im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
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The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
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We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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