Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
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