I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
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He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
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This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
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