You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
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well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
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sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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