I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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