I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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