wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Dick very happy bro
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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