why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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