Midget sex pt 2 tonight
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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