Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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