That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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