Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
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You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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