I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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