wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I smell stomach acid.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
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We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
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His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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