im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I don't think brook has ever known best
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
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Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
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I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
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