It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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