Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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