it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I see more hoeing in ur future
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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