is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Randomize
