that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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