But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
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I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
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I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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