So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
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I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
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I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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