therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
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Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
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He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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